the middle finger can be used like an evil eye to protect you from dusty ass energy. just saying 🧿
had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy
artistic rendition
(via nodakking)
I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.
Big fucking boy!!!
What breed is this!!! I LOVE HIM!
he’s a tibetan mastiff! also he’s blonde
this big boy looks huge because, well, he is. but he’s also extremely FLUFFY. judging by the military uniforms and the “no photography” sign, he must be in a military K9 unit. and it takes three (four?) people to groom him!!!
dogs like this are huge and fluffy because they were bred to protect livestock from predators! the hair helps to prevent bites and scratches from wolves and bears! this big boy’s parents were probably equally fluffy!
(via that-weird-friend)